Just caught the end of Newsnight on BBC 2, with Charlotte Green doing the closing credits. I'll try to grab the audio for posterity, 'cos it was quite funny and it's possible someone else will enjoy it too...
She read out only some of the names, making quips about different ones, and ending with that 'trendy' daft (often heard from comics)
"I've been and this has been Newsnight...
"Newsnight ? I was booked to do Holby City - I'd never have come on if there had been the slightest suggestion I'd be on Newsnight"