... and slatternly housekeeping and still come out looking good?
The shop is telling me about the amazing toughness of engineered - but I can't help but think that he's imagining someone shuffling around it in carpet slippers - rather than it needing to host a daily grand prix with cannon balls (courtesy of Ds1 and Ds2) .
Then again, our room is quite wide (5.5m) - and don't like the sound of bucking and warping...