I can't sleep so am browsing Primelocation, as is my wont, and goodness, there are some terrible descriptions out there. I realise it's so early I'll proably be talking to myself on this thread but never mind!
Here's my first example:
"an elegant but discreet and understated external appearance cloaks a sumptuous, stylish and fascinating interior that is full of light with impressively proportioned principal rooms; lavish contemporary appointments and comforts are tastefully combined with abundant period features which include lovely fireplaces, high ceilings with cornices and friezes, tessellated floors, beautiful stained glass, working shutters and big sash windows. Favoured location" etc etc etc