I have had two quotes, and am horrified. [old fart emoticon]
This is in London, to be fair. Jobs are: lining paper and couple of coats of paint on walls, insert ventilation grille into chimney breast, coat of paint to ceiling, fill gaps round window (nothing major) and tile windowsill inside, gloss all woodwork (door, skirting-boards, window, loft hatch) and radiator, and nail down sheets of hardboard to make floor ready for carpeters. Oh, and glue up polystyrene coving and paint it (classy, me ).
Go on, whaddaya reckon?