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Bologna smell in my home

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NotRealJuiceDidNotSeeMe · 30/06/2025 18:46

I noticed this morning a strong scent that smelled like lunch meat, more specifically bologna. I just moved in 3 weeks ago and the place is pretty clean. It's a trailer but it was renovated and I don't have any food because Im broke. My garbage is way out to the street with the lid shit and I have no pets. It doesn't smell like death but there are an unusual amount of flies accumulating. I did have a sewage problem with water backing up out of the drain when I flushed after doing laundry, but that's at the opposite end of the house. I don't have any gas or propane. As crazy as it sounds I must mention I also have a witch trying to curse me, but that's probably the last guess I would assume. That's all my details, so can anybody crack this riddle for my wife and I so we can make sense of this? (Pun intended). Thanks in advance.

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MsTTT · 30/06/2025 18:47

Before I solve this for you- what did you do to piss off the witch?

NotRealJuiceDidNotSeeMe · 30/06/2025 18:52

She had a girlfriend and the girlfriend and I fooled around and it caused them to break up.

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HebeMumsnet · 30/06/2025 19:35

We have so many questions but first: This witch... does she like bologna as far as you know?

Neveranynamesleft · 30/06/2025 19:38

I know already this is surely going in classics.....

AnotherDayanotherNameChangeX · 30/06/2025 19:41

What did your wife have to say about you ‘fooling around’ with the witches girlfriend?

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 30/06/2025 19:45

The witch is trying to curse you.
How do you know that she’s been unsuccessful?

PashaMinaMio · 30/06/2025 19:49

Pull out the fridge.
Clean out the drip tray at the rear near the compressor.
Clean out the hole inside the fridge in the back casing to clear bacterial debris. Flush it with bleach solution.

Ohyoudodoyou · 30/06/2025 19:52

That’s what you get for getting yourself into a love pentangle.

MsTTT · 30/06/2025 19:56

NotRealJuiceDidNotSeeMe · 30/06/2025 18:52

She had a girlfriend and the girlfriend and I fooled around and it caused them to break up.

#TeamWitch, TBF.

Look dude, if you’re living in a trailer and can still get two women, you’re doing something right.

Witchling · 30/06/2025 19:59

Neveranynamesleft · 30/06/2025 19:38

I know already this is surely going in classics.....

God I hope not

KievLoverTwo · 30/06/2025 20:10

Just get some of that stuff morticians and medical folks put under their noses before an autopsy and live a happy and easy life.

Do yourself a favour and keep NRJ tucked away? Her next curse might be of pilchards and I'm not sure there's a chemical that exists to mask that smell.

BIWI · 30/06/2025 20:15

Please tell me this is going to be deleted @HebeMumsnetHmm

ChimpanzeeThatMonkeyNews · 30/06/2025 20:15

Why?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Neveranynamesleft · 30/06/2025 20:15

Where is the witch now ??

ChristmasFluff · 01/07/2025 08:08

I had this (the smell, not the curse) and it was a dead mouse hidden in my cat's bed. It's probably under your fridge.

GripGetter · 02/07/2025 06:58

LTB (locate the bologna).

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