Ridiculous or amusing feedback

[Gyptian]

We lost our buyers recently so the house is back on the market and viewings have taken place since last Monday. We’ve not received any offers yet disappointingly, although most people have said they liked the house. Just looking at the feedback we’ve received, I think the most amusing so far is that they didn’t like it because it had steep stairs and so they don’t want a terraced house -newsflash-it’s a terraced house! The most frustrating feedback received is that they want to offer but wish to see what will happen to the property market first.

Anyone got any amusing/ridiculous feedback stories to cheer me up?

Re room sizes, it's often the fittings/detail that make it useable (or not) - I went to seea house with a smller than ideal 2d bedroom as I liked the rest of it and wanted to see how my furniture might fit in.

Well it was a no-go because they had a radiator on one wall, door on the opp wall and window to the 3 wall. The 4th wall was also no good for putting the sofabed towards as the door was opening inwards (but even if door can be changed, the bed would be right next to radiator then.

So tbf there are many factors.