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Not only does every bloody dinner table conversation wound its way round to the property market .. but now...

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Twiglett · 14/06/2007 16:35

NOW we get it on MN too

what is the world coming too?

but anyway we've made hundreds and thousands of hundreds and thousands, how about you?

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bundle · 14/06/2007 16:36

squillions

nickytwotimes · 14/06/2007 16:36

oh, thousands darling doncha know. flah, flah, flah...

morningpaper · 14/06/2007 16:36

My house is subsiding

It's got big cracks

(Does this help balance the situation?)

Aitch · 14/06/2007 16:37

we got fucked, actually.

bundle · 14/06/2007 16:37

mp, don't, you'll give me subsidence-envy

Twiglett · 14/06/2007 16:37

our house is pinned

mwahahahahahahaahhaaaaa

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Twiglett · 14/06/2007 16:37

ooo I bet you'd love a house that was pinned

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bundle · 14/06/2007 16:43

we're pinned. but may need to pin again if we dig into the basement.

KevinMcCloud · 14/06/2007 16:44

i don't know, Twiglett, it looks pretty wonky to me.

ChippyMinton · 14/06/2007 16:45

some nights i wake up in a sweat wondering just why a previous owner decided our house needed to be rendered Then I console myself that we have made millions (of pennies that is).

Fimbo · 14/06/2007 16:46

We thought we had made thousands until we realised that the estate agents (dontcha just love 'em) had over valued our house by £30k

Twiglett · 14/06/2007 16:48

ooo Kevin McCloud .. you middle-aged woman's totty you

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bundle · 14/06/2007 16:49

fimbo, that's how much they were going to get in commission & spend on a champagne-fuelled night of debauchery for themselves

KevinMcCloud · 14/06/2007 16:52
Tutter · 14/06/2007 16:54

did anyone read kevin mccloud's bit in the sunday times

i was ratehr impressed by his level of commitment to all things green

he won't fly anywhere

oranges · 14/06/2007 16:57

we are in a two bed flat worth a small fortune, but can't move to a house as we don't have bigger fortune to add to it.

Twiglett · 14/06/2007 17:01

ooo what pleasant vibrations

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mumblechum · 15/06/2007 13:13

My front living room smells of damp and dh says now we've had all the ivy removed from the entire house, tough, we're not spending any money getting new gutters.

What shall I do?

Light smelly candles?

Get someone round to put new gutters up and take the flack?

Any ideas, anyone????

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