Not only does every bloody dinner table conversation wound its way round to the property market .. but now...

[Twiglett]

NOW we get it on MN too

what is the world coming too?

but anyway we've made hundreds and thousands of hundreds and thousands, how about you?

squillions

oh, thousands darling doncha know. flah, flah, flah...

My house is subsiding

It's got big cracks

(Does this help balance the situation?)

we got fucked, actually.

mp, don't, you'll give me subsidence-envy

our house is pinned

mwahahahahahahaahhaaaaa

ooo I bet you'd love a house that was pinned

we're pinned. but may need to pin again if we dig into the basement.

i don't know, Twiglett, it looks pretty wonky to me.

some nights i wake up in a sweat wondering just why a previous owner decided our house needed to be rendered Then I console myself that we have made millions (of pennies that is).

We thought we had made thousands until we realised that the estate agents (dontcha just love 'em) had over valued our house by £30k

ooo Kevin McCloud .. you middle-aged woman's totty you

fimbo, that's how much they were going to get in commission & spend on a champagne-fuelled night of debauchery for themselves

did anyone read kevin mccloud's bit in the sunday times

i was ratehr impressed by his level of commitment to all things green

he won't fly anywhere

we are in a two bed flat worth a small fortune, but can't move to a house as we don't have bigger fortune to add to it.

ooo what pleasant vibrations

My front living room smells of damp and dh says now we've had all the ivy removed from the entire house, tough, we're not spending any money getting new gutters.

What shall I do?

Light smelly candles?

Get someone round to put new gutters up and take the flack?

Any ideas, anyone????