Incredible house...

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I mean, I don't know what other word to use...

www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/450-W-Grixdale_Highland-Park_MI_48203_M37779-89409

It's crazy.
Couldn't live with it quite as it is.
But you know what? That individuality v. a grey grey boring English interior - I'd pick that.

They can keep the house but I want their cleaner. Whoever manages to keep that clean without flipping and smashing it all up is a very special person.

I think it's a gift at half a million dollars, you wouldn't have to do a hing to it either

Such good value!!

What is on the bathroom floor??

Holy fuck. If the scary dolls and "statuary" wasn't creepy enough, the plastic sheeting on the bathroom floor is a clear sign of a serial killer. And what is that blanket/rug covered lump with the statues around it? A bed? An altar? A sacrificial stone? I'd be way too scared that the previous owner was hiding in there somewhere. Maybe one of those statues is actually a painted person waiting to strike...

It's quite a bargain really, considering the baby grand and the vintage cars are included. What if you want a second viewing on a gloomy day. Maybe the bed figures come to life. Were they even beds?

I am actually feeling very scared right now.

I want to book a night time viewing.

I would love this house. Going through all the items to works out what the fuck they all are. I couldn’t sleep there but think of the finds. No way it doesn’t have a hidden room or safe full of treasure. I would also take the cars straight out for a drive.

Never seen anything like it!

That crochet ceiling has made me feel quite ill.

Can you imagine watching the Weeping Angels episode of Dr Who then having to go to sleep in that bedroom

I think they could double the asking price if it didn’t include all the belongings.

I love the minimalist design, bloody horrible but I'd buy it then just flog everything off.

Omg, what's with the sex alter in picture 26? This is a swingers club surely with all those tables downstairs?

Erm, the beds appear to be done in the style of graves - in fact the whole thing has a bit of a grave yard feel sold including contents, do you reckon they put the last statue in their dream home then thought, 'actually, maybe not'...

What do you expect - it is America.

That's one of the ugliest houses I have ever seen.

Notice I didn't comment because I honestly don't know where to start!

The statues...
The weird dolls in the dining room. ONE OF US WILL SPEAK ONLY IN RIDDLES
The mirrored ceilings
The weird twin bedrooms in dark/light colour schemes? Are those beds or just boxes with a velvet throw on them?
MODEL CARS MODEL CARS MODEL CARS

Picture me walking down the stairs and kicking off every little ornament as I go.

Pic 41 - even the handbasin is horrified.

Too plain for my tastes.

As a PP said, it has "Serial Killer" written all over it.

I saw this on Facebook and I thought it seemed expensive for Detroit, which is well known for having had a huge decrease in population and a lot of property that is abandoned or has been bulldozed because there is no demand. So I had a look at other houses nearby with the same website, and they ranged from $8,000 to about $60,000.

I really think the seller is a bit delusional, although perhaps the decor should have given that away.

Well, I wasn’t expecting that!!!