I promise I'm not the poo troll!
Has anyone had a new toilet and found that the bowl "catches" your deposits?
I've known a few friends who have replaced their suites and been really disappointed because modern toilets seem to be designed so that solids hit the bowl rather than the water and need cleaning off every time. I'm not talking about a bit of a skidmark. I mean large solids 
Is this a thing? Do my friends all poo at funny angles?
Has anyone had a new suite recently that doesn't do this? I'm looking at bathrooms now and all the ones I've seen look like they have this feature. Are they designed by Gillian Mckeith?