What would the layout of this house be?

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Google has failed me. I'm sure Mumsnet will not.

Has anyone got any clues what the layout of this house would be like? There's a tiny extended bit on the back and only small windows on the side of the house.

Thank you in advance for your wisdom.

What's the address? Can you not find any information on Rightmove, whether for sale or via sold prices?

It's impossible to tell really, without an actual floor plan. Can you ever look at the front of a house and tell definitely what it's layout would be? Or am I missing something?

There is no information at all! It's v annoying.

And no.. I don't think you can ever look at the front of the house and guess at it's layout. But there are all sorts of wonderful people on mumsnet so I thought perhaps someone has that special skill.

Look at neighbouring properties (and council planning website)

I reckon the window to the right of the door on the photo is a small kitchen, and to the left probably sitting room/ diner that goes round to the back behind the kitchen.
Why do you want to know op?!

I'd reckon that the small bit to the right of the front door is a downstairs loo/cloakroom and that the other side of the front door is the sitting room but beyond that it is impossible to tell.

I think the same, that the bit to the right is a loo and the other front window is a living room.

I want to know because I'm planning an elaborate break in.

I think the small extension bit is a downstairs bathroom of some sort, mainly because of all the bottles (toiletries? ) in the window. Main front window is probably the living room.

Hmm me too.

I reckon it has a dungeon

It looks like it could have a dungeon. Maybe that's why it's not on google. I'm pissed off with google and the lack of floor plans.

Do you feel comfortable posting the postcode?

No 'fraid not. It might hamper my plans

Hmm. Dungeon plans

If you're planning on buying it, it looks like it could do with some tender loving care

It definitely needs a lot of TLC, poor dungeon house.

Have you checked the local online planning portal? There could be something there

Good idea! I'll do that when I'm back in the land of wifi and not my very limited 3G

That plan assumes that they had to apply for planning permission when they built the dungeon.
It's possible that it wasn't needed though

No joy... it is a mystery house. I wonder what it's hiding behind that grubby curtain.

It looks like the kind of house that's full of rubbish and cats. See, now you've got us all (or just me? ) wondering why you want to know. ..

I think it'll have green carpets and brown kitchen cupboards. And a bit of a whiff about it... the bleach on the toilet window is a red herring.