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I came across this what was the photographer playing at?

I was thinking they were nice enough photos until I saw that one!

I know, it really startled me! It looks like a lovely cottage though.

😂😂😂

My perfectionist head / someone who loves rightmove porn. Really thinks they should have photoshopped put all of the boxes. The lighting is terrible. They should have fixed all the shaddowing in the garden shots.

And then theres that one.....

Someones getting fired this week

Are those the dolls' clothes above the well?! Creepy.

Have you ever seen terriblerealestateagentphotos.com/

It's the titles that kill me..

Just why???????????????? I do love the path through the garden one though.
Can you imagine completion day. THEY'RE STILL THERE BECAUSE IT'S THEIR HOUSE!

What am I not seeing? I'm looking at this on a small screen so forgive me for being thick!

Beverly Look at picture 6

Is it thr dolls that look like mummified children that's causing your concern?

Fuck yes, the multi headed mermaid!

Sorry I was slow on the uptake there!

Are there two dolls having a 'grown up cuddle' in picture 6?

This one from Terrible Real Estate Photo kills me. More catshit than batshit.

Yes, they do appear to have nailed/stapled/tied cuddly toys to some of the surfaces.

Ginger - I'm howling here, can you imagine walking in if you had only seen exterior pics?

I'd take one look and back out the door slowly......

Creepy 🤣

That is just too weird! I also thought they could be the doll clothes hanging on the the well. As someone who has posted a scary doll thread on Mumsnet that is a nightmare to me!
A lovely cottage though.

At first I thought they were real children. What a strange way to market a house.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-65774858.html particularly the random bathroom wall shots.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-61970096.html and again too many shots that show nothing much