Paging anyone who's a bit handy - I need help

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Decanting hair conditioner from one bottle to another. totally not putting the cheap stuff in the posh bottle to deceive dd

Both bottles are very rigid - not very squeezable
Both have exactly the same size neck
The hair conditioner is VERY thick

I've had the two bottles balanced on end neck-to-neck for a whole day but the conditioner is so thick it's not dropping down into the posh bottle. If I try to squeeze the stuff in, (necks touching) it's so thick the air can't move upwards from the lower bottle and it farts out of the join sideways - over me! How can I fill up this bastarding posh bottle with the cheaper stuff without having to resort to physically cutting open the cheaper bottle & spooning the stuff in?

I'm looking upon this as an engineering problem,

Calpol syringe?

Funnel?

I did think of a funnel but the product is so thick. I guess the real question is how to get it all out of the 1st bottle as it isn't remotely runny.

What about a turkey baster.

Funnel and put it somewhere warm?

Or seal the 2 botle necks with tape then violently shake downwards.

Yep - would go with the calpol syringe thing. or a funnel - but put a straw down the funnel spout too, so you can jiggle the goop through.

You must be able to get it out of the bottle - or how do you do your hair with it?

Lid on and swing vigorously toward the floor a few times before trying.

Make a hole in the base of the bottle you are trying to empty with a skewer and blow into it.

Wowfudge has the best suggestion so far

Certainly has the most potential to be messy if it goes wrong. Don't inhale

How do you get it out when you're actually using it?

Mix a tiny bit of water in and give it a shake

Warm the conditioner by putting bottle in hot water.

Make a hole in the bottom of the bottle to let air in

Put it on one bottle, shut the lid, hold by the bottom and shake hard once or twice getting a sort of arc. The conditioner should all be at the top of the bottle to help it plop into the other bottle.

Has one bottle got a flip top lid? If so, do the above, then squeeze with the lid open, but be gentle until you get the angle right.

Ahem, well thank you all, I can happily report I've finished! For the record I was filling Loreal Elvive colour protect (£7) with Pantene colour protect (£2). The Pantene is VERY thick. It wouldn't pour through a funnel but could be poked through the funnel with a finger. In the end the easiest thing was to cut the Pantene in half with scissors & transfer one finger's scoop of product into the other bottle at a time. Doing it this way was fast but messy. Next time I'll have some freezer bags handy as someone else mentioned & try doing it that way. She'll never know.