As title. AHHHH. I'm sick writing this - the bath was FULL of what has to be, human waste, this morning. With tide marks, so a good bit of water must have come up too.

where is the spewing vomit icon
We are only in this rent house two months. The bathroom is new!!!!
Oh gross!!!!!!!
I'm afraid to use any sink in the house now, I'm competent and utterly ick-ified uughh
And I've a 2yo and a 7mo who will need bathing ...
I haven't cleaned it yet oh Jesus
The small loo - DP came in saying it looks like Bobby sands has been .... He was going to accuse my mother, who is visiting for the weekend, for the mess!!!!!!
Calling landowner and hopefully emergency plumber (it's Saturday..... Oh man)
Oh god I'm so grossed out now.
There is one little duck floating on the shit in the bath.
This means we have a major plumbing problem right?
We've had no heavy rains and the septic tank was dealt with two weeks ago!