The previous loo seat was in situ for several decades, solid as a rock and easily cleanable, and then I dropped the cistern lid on it and smashed it.
Since then I have had loo seat after loo seat - expensive ones, cheap ones, everything - and none of them last longer than a year as the fixings (to the loo) snap. The seat itself is fine.
Help, please! I am fed up of the sodding things breaking.