The most affordable Stately Home you'll ever see ...

[Mintyy]

Am amazed to find that, even though I'm buying in London and have to put up with the insane property prices here, I can afford to buy this enchanting stately home

Bet you are all madly jealous!

I'm not sure what the exact definition of a Stately Home is, but I'm fairly confident it doesn't include 3 bed terraces.

Even ones at £750k

You could be LadyMintyy

Indeed, LadyMintyy, I like the sound of that!

If by stately home you mean large terrace?

Is there a [facepalm] emoticon?

I want to know if it was the owner or estate agent that suggested that title and how the fuck did they get the other to agree?

you'd think they could afford one without holes in the ceilings.

Still, handy for the trains though eh?

And a lovely rusty shower screen thrown in for free!

Well, the queen does want to fit UPVC doors to Windsor castle.

That's not a stately home. It's a terrace with a shitty garden.

All rise for Lady Mintyy of Nunhead