Totally impractical, and I don't like the conservatory, but there's something about it...

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...that I quite like.

It must be like living in Baby Jake.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46927019.html?premiumA=true

I love that! Wouldn't fancy the stairs after a few jars, though

No floor plan! The floor plans are the best bit of Rightmove and for this house in particular I really want to know how they made the space work.