No, neither appeal to me either and we are project veterans......they are the wrong style and not enough character for my peculiar taste!
We looked at buying in France (the South) a few years back with the intention of moving there permanently, but decided that whilst we do work from home in a business we could probably carry on over there, it was not for us and we felt it would be too disruptive to DS's education.I think maybe if we'd done it when DS was little it might have worked, but he was fifteen/sixteen at the time and about to move into his (independent) school's sixth form.
I occasionally regret our decision, but if we had done it DS would most likely never have formed a relationship with his GF (at 16) who he is still with nine years on!!!