calling all those unashamedly-addicted-to-property-porn-mumsnetters...
Help me find a...
2-3 bedroom garden flat for rent
Max £1400 pcm
30min commute to Waterloo, Waterloo East or Charing Cross
Important: close to good state secondary and good state primary
Nice to haves:
Villagey feel
Artistic, bohemian vibe
Safe is a must
Nice shops
What else? Can I ask for sunshine too? 
Does such a place even exist?