House in Kevington

[alledm]

Hello there,

I fell in love with this property
www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/29628105

But I do not know much about the area and was wondering if anybody would have anything against Kevington or this part of Orpington.
Can you please advise?

Thank you!

Don't know anything about the area, sorry, but couldn't help but comment on the ridiculous estate agent's description of the property. I've read some poor agent's spiel but this has to be the worst ever

Agreed. I thought I would go and look to other properties just to see what they are capable of writing. :)

Surely that description has to be the result of some sort of bet?!

Gosh, people really do leave everything to the estate agents!!! how can any owner be happy (and approve) with marketing details like these?
And I hate the latest trend of using those awful wide angle lenses that makes everything positively palatial, no need here at all as the house has good proportions.

eehm... could we focus on the original question please ;)

sorry Allehm LOL

oh God, I meant Alledm :)

It's very near Star Lane, home of fly tipping, burnt out cars and the traveller cemetery. I wouldn't live near there although have friends who live in St Mary Cray High Street and that isn't too bad an area.

Thank you! Damn this house really looks pretty but...
Ah.. might go and have a look anyway :)

Urgh! The sexism in that description is horrible.