If only it had......

[SpottieDottie]

a swimming pool

What house would you buy if it had whatever you wanted, money no object.

Mine has a pool....

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-43660684.html

Pah! You win :) I suppose the lack of privacy might put me off, all those day trippers on boats going past....

I am sure one could employ some lackeys to keep the riff raff off one's beach

Lordy think of the redecoration costs of the first one. Will keep Dickens and Jones in business alone!