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Worst estate agents photos ever?

29 replies

Girlwithnotattoos · 22/04/2014 18:45

Just having a nose on right move and came across this property,

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buttercrumble · 22/04/2014 18:47

Don't keep us in suspense , where's the link Grin

Girlwithnotattoos · 22/04/2014 18:49

I posted too soon and I now can't work out how to add the link from my iPad. I'll try again

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Jumblebee · 22/04/2014 18:51

waits eagerly

Foxsticks · 22/04/2014 18:51

You tease you!

Skivvysue · 22/04/2014 18:52

Aaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhhh. I neeeeeeeeeed to see!

PlentyOfPubeGardens · 22/04/2014 18:52

Yeah they're so shit I can't even see them Grin

Hassled · 22/04/2014 18:54

Meanwhile these are the official worst estate agents' photos ever. Makes me laugh like an idiot every time.

QOD · 22/04/2014 18:54

Siiiiiiiiigh

OwlCapone · 22/04/2014 18:56

I love that Terrible Estate agent Photos site :)

Girlwithnotattoos · 22/04/2014 18:57

I had to feed dd! Sorry for the delay

bad photos

You lot will probably tell me they're great but but her goes.

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Thecircle · 22/04/2014 18:58

Er, am I missing something??

OwlCapone · 22/04/2014 18:59

I love the "spot the difference" game going on with pictures 2 and 5!

QOD · 22/04/2014 18:59

Sorry, I think I fell asleep watchg that slide show Wink

Bland of blandsville

Hulababy · 22/04/2014 19:00

They look very amateur, not really selling the house very well at all.

Hassled · 22/04/2014 19:01

:o

I love the Messy Kitchen/Clean Kitchen thing. And I'm pleased they showed us the top of the banisters in such detail - easy to miss that sort of thing. Good heads-up on the subsidence caused by tree roots issue the buyer will have, too.

Girlwithnotattoos · 22/04/2014 19:02

I think it's probably a nice enough house but the agent had managed to photograph it from the worst angles possible.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 22/04/2014 20:05

Picture 11 is very strange. It's like the EA has applied a weird texture effect to the brickwork that doesn't seem to be there in picture 1.

Beaverfeaver2 · 23/04/2014 12:17

What makes a pretty standard house an 'executive' house?!

Unexpected · 23/04/2014 12:25

Never mind tidying the kitchen, between pic 1 and pic 10 someone has erected scaffolding all over the front of the house?!

RandallFloyd · 23/04/2014 12:29

I love the before & after photos of the kitchen!

Also a handy photo of the bins.

Not really 'selling' it are they.

everlong · 23/04/2014 13:36

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PeterParkerSays · 23/04/2014 13:50

I like the bathroom Smile

But why would you photograph a house with scaffolding all over it, it just makes people think that the house could have a leaky roof. And that first photo is terrible. Were they taken with a camera phone as there's no flash in evidence.

PeterParkerSays · 23/04/2014 13:52

And why does photo 11 have all the windows open as far as possible? To show that they open? To get rid of a smell?

I feel for the poor bugger who had to close them all again.

RandallFloyd · 23/04/2014 14:19

God I love that blog!

DillydollyRIP · 23/04/2014 18:57

Haha like the half naked muscley man on the terrible estate agents pictures website!