Property Porn - Alesha Dixon's house for sale

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I love the decking area and jacuzzi/hot tub

taken before she moved in

Yikes! I have tried to find a redeeming feature and can find none.

I had no idea she lived there - v close to my parents.

"The master bedroom is a triumph in its conception"

It's all rather horrid, isn't it?

Not impressed - money can't buy taste! But can someone explain to me the reason for side by side wash basins. I mean, do you stand next to each other whilst teeth cleaning etc? Why stop there, why not side by side loos. Syncronised shitting, anyone?

I like it from the outside and the skylights etc but the decor is just over styled and grim....urgh, purple padded wall anyone!

And it's only got 3 bedrooms which are all spread out according to the floor plan.

If you lost the purple over style i actually like it

It looks footballers wives.

She has a huge amount of seating.

I like Tulisa's gaff though. I bet she ruined it.

How does such a new looking house manage to have such a poor EPC rating? E is pretty crap isn't it?

Can I admit that I secretly quite like the purple wall next to the dining table!

I like tulisa's. Bet it's horrible and tacky now though.

I'm surprised Tulisa is that rich TBH

That's what I was thinking NoArmani although she has dabbled in drug dealing hasn't she.

Tulisa bought that house just after she'd done X-Factor and she put it on the market after she was done for the drug dealing last year and they dropped her from X-Factor because of it. Bit of a downturn in her income I expect!

Truly horrible

Alesha's House - the floorplan makes it look like an annexe has been added which would be ideal for my mum! However, that only leaves the master bedroom and one other bedroom which wouldn't be enough for my family and no garage (has it been converted into the gym?). And at £1.15 million, a tad too expensive!

Tulisa's house - wow, it has kerb appeal and DP would love those garages and all that parking! But, I would struggle with all that cleaning and gardening to do - eeek I'd need staff! Oh, and it's way over budget!

Wow, Alesha's house is ghastly.