I am in love- come and gaze

[UnMasterChef]

Can anyone give lend me £1.75mn or fancies clubbing together. This is beautiful

house

Somerset? Next to a river? Those photos were probably taken before the house was 10 foot deep in river water...

I want that drive to it at picture 7. Heavenly.

Odd pics though. Where's the rest of the kitchen?

You can't have that. It's mine.

Here's the rightmove link, I think there are a few more photos, if it was flooded, you could just sit in the lovely bedroom

right move

Any other good properties around?

God, that's amazing [jealous]

[jealous]??? I mean

That is a beautiful house but the river would put me off

Nope, they are the same.

I want the double four poster. And the footstools in the sitting room. And the Aga.

No flooding there.

It's soooooo lovely. Homely, despite being enormous. I can just imagine living there and have mentally moved in already.

I want a Georgian townhouse.

My dream would be a house with a stream or a river running through the garden, I love it.

You couldn't sit outside though, you'd be popping back in to go to the loo every few minutes.

Yup, I'm in. Hold on while I have a root around down the back of the sofa.

arf - just noticed your name BelleateSebastian

Looking at the location map it's not just next to a river, it's on an island.

That's gorgeous. Love all the book storage.

Strange kitchen pix with just an AGA! Where is the rest of the kitchen and bathrooms? It is on an island but it is lovely. I wonder if it could flood though?

go on then.

I have £7.83 to chip in.

and a inflatable dinghy rowing boat.

Here's another house, the house itself isn't that amazing, decor is a bit dated, but it appears to everything the family could need, pony stables and paddock, pole dancing rooms, garage for your racing cars and and windmill, there's just so many different things.

it's got a windmill

Yuck - its horrible, that staircase as WHOSE house is it? fecking peter stringfellows?

Make sure you check out photo 23, I missed that first time round, not only are there 2 rooms for pole dancing, but there's an en-suite with a bath for 4-6 people, (and the biggest dance floor in cambridgeshire) but I bet there's been some good parties there!

this one has alpacas!

Wow, that is seriously beautiful, if i had £10mn i'd take it