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If you're selling your home, here's an agent you might want to avoid

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skinnyflatwhite · 09/04/2014 22:17

his photography skills leave a bit to be desired I'd say...

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/32633742?search_identifier=6b4f4fe4acae61a55a8bc031732f58c7

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skinnyflatwhite · 09/04/2014 22:19

he's taken a nice photo of the garden in this one

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/32635322

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skinnyflatwhite · 09/04/2014 22:24

oh he does like taking garden photos www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/32633835

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RedRoom · 09/04/2014 22:26

God almighty- I think he's using a camera phone!

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skinnyflatwhite · 09/04/2014 22:31

how can one agent get so many places to sell of the same (ahem) calibre

www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/32349161

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hardbeingme · 09/04/2014 22:32

perhaps he was aiming for soft focus to hide the mess...

TheArticFunky · 09/04/2014 22:34

Thank you for sharing them they are hilarious! Grin

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skinnyflatwhite · 09/04/2014 22:36

hilarious; the only property on their books that looks half decent and he puts miniature photos online www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/32480275

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skinnyflatwhite · 09/04/2014 22:39

he can't even write

"A nice quality double size room in a 3 bedroom house with double bed, chest of draws, bed side table, room space for wadrobe area, laminated wood flooring, completely refurbrihed, very clean, neat and tidy, spacious fully fitted kitchen, bathroom and toilet, free street parking, very private location"

A chest of draws too

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passmethewineplease · 09/04/2014 22:40

Bloody hell do people pay for them to that?!

I'd want my money back!

GeorgianMumto5 · 09/04/2014 22:53

The Croydon flat boasts a,'tramp and bus service.' Handy.

BuzzardBird · 09/04/2014 22:56

E-mail and tell him it should be 'Chester Draws' Wink

BuzzardBird · 09/04/2014 22:58

Badly drawn curtains and loo seats up seems to be a theme?

DreamingAlice · 10/04/2014 10:57

Those are possibly the worst property photos I have ever seen!

GirlsonFilm · 10/04/2014 11:02

Love the garden photo made me laugh outloud which during this pretty shitty day takes some doing...off to look at the rest Grin

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 10/04/2014 11:06

Godawful. He doesn't know how to capitalise either.

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skinnyflatwhite · 10/04/2014 11:31

I've spotted him -picture 4 www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/32635048

(fab wardrobes in picture 6 by the way, obviously worthy of a photograph)

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skinnyflatwhite · 10/04/2014 11:34

I don't think his maths (or perhaps his typing) is great either. £10k a month. Another lovely garden though www.zoopla.co.uk/to-rent/details/32650830

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skinnyflatwhite · 10/04/2014 11:37

Do you think someone has hacked their account or something? I can't quite believe the awfulness of these www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/32634993

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Eastpoint · 10/04/2014 11:40

I haven't seen many tramp services advertised Georgian, do you think you get a man with a dog on a string outside your house 24/7?

Quinteszilla · 10/04/2014 11:42

I drive past one of these now and then, and used to live a stones throw away, nearly 20 years ago.....

unlucky83 · 10/04/2014 11:44

This has made me actually Lol. Grin
I thought it was just he was annoyed that they hadn't tidied up - but no
Do you think this shop is actually on a slope?
www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/32635386

Quinteszilla · 10/04/2014 11:48

It is a "nice running business". A running business? Confused

CadleCrap · 10/04/2014 11:51

Just googled - 5 beds in Ham seem to be about the £5k per month - perhaps they are just REALLY optimistic!

PeterParkerSays · 10/04/2014 11:52

unlucky 83, tbf, yes, I think it is. Look at the doorway, the pavement slopes past it. I think it's flat to the right of the shop front then rises as it goes round the corner.

The wardrobe photo is for a business premises so presumably showing off storage badly. As for the out of focus ones, I have no excuses.

I'm not the estate agent, promise!

unlucky83 · 10/04/2014 11:59

peter I think it might be too - but from the photo it is hard to tell ...and one inside is slightly sloped the other way - flick through them and (it might be me) but it actually makes me feel slightly sea sick...