Think I can beat the Sex Bear!!!

[Avondale]

Photo 7!
But worth a look at all photos, there are lots of surprises ....
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The dalek!

The cupboard full of balls!

Is that a foot level mirror in the bathroom?

It's a lovely house though.

Ha! The dalek is bizarre but the bathroom decor is just frightening! Nice house though.

There's a vase of twigs and pebbley shit!!

One of my neighbours has a Dalek too, you used to be able to see it in the conservatory until she grew her hedge - now you can only just see her giraffe over the hedge.

I had to look 3 times before I found the cupboard of balls.
Nice house.

There's a fireplace full of flowers in one room too.... twiggy shit gone to extremes

I'm on a roll today ...
Bizarre animal in photo 6, random words in photo 10 and is that a real dog or an elaborate door stop in photo 13 ...
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"Outside there are large mature gardens with an abundance of flora and fauna"

Flora, yes, but Fauna?

I'd love a dalek. Do you think I could buy one for my house or would it prefer to live in a bungalow?

I think the house looks nice - not exactly decorated to my taste and I'm not sure about the cavernous bathroom in pic 11 (could just be the photos).

I have no idea where Aughton is, but WOW it is a taste vacuum

Good lord, I counted at least 6 tvs in that last one, plus the giant projector screen in the cavernous empty room.

And that animal in the dining room is just creepy, why would anyone need a giant ceramic bear in the room they eat in?

Aughton is not far from Southport in Merseyside.

Think WAGs and wannabe WAGs ...

Lovely house, but I have to admit OH and I might insist that the Dalek be included in the fixtures & fittings list :D :D :D

Forget the possibly fake dog/doorstop - what about the panther in the dining room?

Lovely house though, although I couldn't have that much black in the kitchen. Far too depressing.

Daleks are so last year.

But I can't see the cupboard full of balls - help me please.

Oh - that cupboard. Why??

I want a dalek

Both lovely houses, did you notice in the 2nd house, photo 5, the agent taking the picture is reflected in the mirror

I don't get the whole chaise longue thing though, why sit out in the hall when there are actual rooms for sitting in?

The bathroom is fabulously vulgar.

Nice house, though.

LOL - nice bland photo, nice bland photo, nice bland photo with a Dalek in it. [snort]

2nd house, piture 21: Why is there a cushion on the toilet?
And isn't it a gorilla in the dining room?

No, elephant. I think it may be an elephant - an actual "elephant in the room"

It's a bear... Which ties in nicely with the thread title

Bears don't have long tails.

tiny sheep on the lawn and a dog in the bedroom??

I was on my phone earlier and failed to spot the tail in the tiny picture I think you're right about it being an elephant, look at the feet.

Hahaha I was thinking it was very, very normal and wondered why you'd posted...until photo 7!