Property-porn-on-sea

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I have bought my Euromillions ticket to buy this little seaside retreat

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-40075531.html

Nah, it's only got seven bedrooms. And no upstairs photos: bet there's damp up the top, or a Mr Blobby theme bedroom or summat....

Is the kitchen a really strange colour or is it just the lighting? Weird either way.

Blimey you lot are hard to please

Lovely on the outside. hideous inside.

beautiful views, hate the wavy bits on the exterior and the inside is hideous. Suppose you could bulldoze it and build again!!

Definitely a fabulous location, but I think all those boaters anchored in your harbour are a little inconsiderate. Maybe you could ask them to park somewhere else.

The house inside isn't bad, though the kitchen needs gutting. I wonder why there are so many pix of the outside, and so few of the inside .

I suspect that "the highest and best use" (as appraisers put it) would be bulldoze and rebuild.

Love the kitchen layout

I would have to gut it. Outside is good though.

I like it, but for that price the gardens a bit small. I'd expect acres for that. And the colours weird, its all very green.

My Eyes!!!! it has a PINK kitchen FFS

Great location - but wouldn't want to try putting my car in that garage perching inches from the sea wall. Arghh!

WetAugust

Honestly, that is a beautiful house and I won't have you lot spoil it for me!

I have my own:

www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-41485739.html

I wish

I'm thinking that house belongs to Richard and Judy or is next door!

LOL @ the carefully staged Chanel and Gucci shopping bags. I mean, where do you buy Chanel or Gucci in Cornwall, and who the hell wears Chanel or Gucci when in Cornwall?!

ooh i used to live in Flushing. Every full moon the street floods and the swans come swimming up to see you at your door. Ah, happy days (student at local art college)

That's mine WetAugust. If I win the euro millions you can come and live with me.

We'll drink gin on that balcony every night while dh entertains the dcs. :)

Didn't notice the carrier bags. Gone off it now cos it's a too poser-ish. Should have had Salt Rock, Mishulu and 49 degree bags for Cornwall.

It says its a new home so can't be Richard and Judy's.

Ok - I'' downsize as there's not much on for a few mil at the mo:

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-36999571.html?premiumA=true

Plus it has the bonus of being able to tell people you live in 'fuck' -

The house in Falmouth not the new one.

I love the first one!

Is that a garage or a boat house? (just checking, you know...need to see if my yacht will fit

I'll have this one then:

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-38108705.html

the walk in closet is mine, all mine.....

what the hell happened in picture six?

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-41267099.html

I like number 2, number 1 is too ugly & I wouldn't buy a grade II* house, not allowed to do anything to it pretty much. I don't like the indoor pool, reminds me of too small hotel pools & I think the noise levels would be horrific. Fussy?

Ok, no one liked the last one, what about this?

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-38108705.html