Worst Righmove listing competition

[BimbaBirba]

To relieve the anxieties of us poor sellers, I thought I'd start a light hearted thread about the worst Righmove listings.
I'll start with this house in Cambridge.

I like the L plate on the fridge

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-38528002.html

I offer this one.

Bloody hell mermaid that's terrible!

Those last 2 could be beautiful if you spent £500 000 on 'em [ grin]

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The last two have potential!

What's wrong with the Cambridge one though? It's not bad apart from the first photo.

The Cambridge owner couldn't even be bothered to move the laundry basket out of the way.

That's nothing compared to the others though!

Especially the one that had cooking utensils on the bed!

I love that the Coventry one has several bowls on the bed, presumably to catch the water from a leaking ceiling. It doesn't exactly fill you with confidence, does it?

But I want this one! My dp is looking at me worriedly.........

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-41423867.html?premiumA=true

Are you kidding? Have you seen the unmade bed in the Cambridge one? And the description?

Mermaid - that's what my house looked like when we bought it, but the roof and most of the rooms were in an even worse state! I absolutely love it now. It's my dream home. It's taken us 4 years so far but we're nearly there now.

I think you should go ahead and buy it - ignore your dp!

I do ignore him whenever I can littlefish! Not sure if this isn't a step too far though....