Property porn - for those who want house guests but to never bump into them all weekend

[Pancakeflipper]

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-20659272.html

Any ladies of the manor needing a new gaff?
Fancy your own bluebell wood?

If they take the pictures of their relatives from the walls - my canvas of the kids from Snapfish will not fill the gaps.

Slide 10 - is that the tiniest radiator in the world?

It's huge and it is not too expensive. I think it is too big for me.
I would love my own bluebell woods though.

I like this one , although I winced at the cost of running an oil-fuelled Aga Must be my inner cautious spending self - ironic considering the cost of the property!

I like the bluebell wood, but way too big for me too. It is indeed a teeny tiny radiator

Pancake, it looks haunted

Well its come down in price from £1.35million so really its quite a bargain! I love a staircase that swoops down like that.

That's amazing! Still an insane amount of money but there are ugly modern flats round here for twice that.

Pancake - isn't it amazing what you can get for less than £1m in some places?

It's quite remote though. Nearest city is Carlisle and train routes are pretty poor to the pretty lights of London. Hard to sell these type of properties. People want vast but with facilities surrounding them.

Yes yes YES. Round here most 4 beds are pricier than that.

Mind, think of the heating bills (baby radiator looked a bit desperate). And the upkeep. And the spiders and the bats and the long drive to get a pint of milk.

You're right that people (me) want vast but with facilities surrounding them. Something like Kensington Palace would suit me fine, I think.

Think if I run the lottery I'd buy it, spruce it up a bit, then use it as a place to hire out for weddings, party's etc, therefore providing me with an income so I'd become richer and richer and I could stay in it during quiet season plans new career as wedding planner and events organiser