Got 550k,

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and a whole evening to fill. Could go to 600. Need minimum 5 beds, must have garden and parking. Prefer countryside or village. Would love to be near the sea . Anywhere except London, or South east

Got the perfect place for you - 5 beds, 4 baths, garage, garden with swimming pool, fantastic country views and only 30 mins from the beach. It's waaaaaaaaaaaaay under budget at £135,000. www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-32087794.html

Downside for you might be that it's in Spain - well you did say anywhere but London or the South east!! Hope you find what you're looking for.