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Are they sure about this property description?!! Unusual to say the least!!

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motherofallhangovers · 21/07/2012 12:32

Bit of a high risk strategy, no?

I wonder if the vendors saw it before it went up??!

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AngelWreakinHavoc · 21/07/2012 12:34

That is just bizarre!

HaitchJay · 21/07/2012 12:34

Memorable ...

tony1066 · 21/07/2012 12:38

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SuePurblybilt · 21/07/2012 12:40

Not even true - the kitchen is very much there. Crap, but hardly 'non existent'

Someone trying to be clever/funny. Whoops.

gymboywalton · 21/07/2012 12:40

it's the style of the wankoid estate agent
have a look at his website-they are all like that

here

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CuddyMum · 21/07/2012 12:40

A clever marketing ploy!

SuePurblybilt · 21/07/2012 12:41

tony1066, what are you doing?

gymboywalton · 21/07/2012 12:41

i bet the main bloke is like the estate agent in gavin and stacey-remember that?

SuePurblybilt · 21/07/2012 12:41

wankoid estate agent has some grammar ishoos. 'If your looking for'

Coconutty · 21/07/2012 12:43

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IawnCont · 21/07/2012 12:45

ROFL @Tony. As if anyone would say "oooh, what I need is a party wall surveyor... I think I'll try that dodgy bloke that spammed mumsnet..."

SuePurblybilt · 21/07/2012 12:46

I DO need a party wall surveyor, as it happens. Won't be using Tony 'Spammy' McSpammerson though.

motherofallhangovers · 21/07/2012 12:49

Why did they need to mention the smell? That's actually genuinely off putting IMO!

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motherofallhangovers · 21/07/2012 12:54

gymboywalton he mentions the musty smell in one of those links too.

If I was selling with these guys I'd be pretty pissed off!

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SuePurblybilt · 21/07/2012 12:55

I think he likes musty smells. Carpet sniffing estate agent with dodgy grammar.

motherofallhangovers · 21/07/2012 12:57

Grin SuePurblybilt

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nickelbarapasaurus · 21/07/2012 12:59

it sounds like the guy is trying to be Martin from homes under the hammer Grin

GarryBaldy · 21/07/2012 13:03

I think the tasteful pic in the bedroom is of huskies....

bran · 21/07/2012 13:06

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Thumbwitch · 21/07/2012 13:10

Seems like the new "in vogue" in advertising is quirky... well, hope it works for them!

SuePurblybilt · 21/07/2012 21:38

Martin from HUTH makes me cringe. That bowing and hand clasping - he's like a modern Mr.Collins.

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