Are they sure about this property description?!! Unusual to say the least!!

[motherofallhangovers]

Bit of a high risk strategy, no?

I wonder if the vendors saw it before it went up??!

That is just bizarre!

Memorable ...

Not even true - the kitchen is very much there. Crap, but hardly 'non existent'

Someone trying to be clever/funny. Whoops.

it's the style of the wankoid estate agent
have a look at his website-they are all like that

here

here

A clever marketing ploy!

tony1066, what are you doing?

i bet the main bloke is like the estate agent in gavin and stacey-remember that?

wankoid estate agent has some grammar ishoos. 'If your looking for'

ROFL @Tony. As if anyone would say "oooh, what I need is a party wall surveyor... I think I'll try that dodgy bloke that spammed mumsnet..."

I DO need a party wall surveyor, as it happens. Won't be using Tony 'Spammy' McSpammerson though.

Why did they need to mention the smell? That's actually genuinely off putting IMO!

gymboywalton he mentions the musty smell in one of those links too.

If I was selling with these guys I'd be pretty pissed off!

I think he likes musty smells. Carpet sniffing estate agent with dodgy grammar.

SuePurblybilt

it sounds like the guy is trying to be Martin from homes under the hammer

I think the tasteful pic in the bedroom is of huskies....

Seems like the new "in vogue" in advertising is quirky... well, hope it works for them!

Martin from HUTH makes me cringe. That bowing and hand clasping - he's like a modern Mr.Collins.