Now I love a bit of property porn but ........

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what is picture 18 all about?

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34129390.html?premiumA=true

How weird!

Gotta love an EA pushing a lifestyle

I'm so pleased they do this because I would never have realised that I could afford a porche if I was looking at £700k houses

Eh?

Was not expecting that!

Haha brilliant!

Love it!

Picture 12 brings new meaning to the topic...

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34285348.html

Love it

Very odd (both but mainly 2nd)

Is the car included in the first sale then?

The second one is just . Not that the vendors have that picture but that the Estate Agent thought it to be a selling point.

jesus pics everywhere with a nude in bathroom???

If I didn't get the car with the first one, I'd feel very cheaper.

With the second I was mainly thinking how uncomfortable the bath looked...

Yes indeed...what an uncomfortable bath.

Bath does look uncomfortable. But I have a horrible image of the male houseowner reclining in the bath every morning having his daily wank. Would put me right off buying it.

That second house is odd. Like I've lost the ability to perceive colour and I'm seeing everything in the palest shades of white and gray.

And then the graphic nudey person leaps out!

Just had another look at house 2. Odd pic at the bottom of the stairs too. And what's all that about with the bed in the middle of the floor. What are all those things on the unit in the bedroom?

Bed in the office. I thought it weird also.

£12 000 000 and no extra room, so you put your bed in your office(?)(!)

I'll take two please