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Dormonsland, anyone know it? Peter Andre lives there apparently...

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Justfeckingdoit · 24/04/2012 15:22

Just had an offer on a house accepted and would love to know if anyone knows it.

I know Lingfield or at least the racetrack
I know one bar in East Grinsted

Any help beyond that would be useful

Peter Andre loving his children spots a huge bonus :)

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Frontpaw · 24/04/2012 15:24

Moronsland?

thisisyesterday · 24/04/2012 15:30

i never knew he lived in Dormansland, I did wonder why he'd opened up a cafe in E.G though lol

shouldn't you have asked us before making an offer? Wink

I can't help much tbh, live nearby but don't know what the specific area is like

Justfeckingdoit · 24/04/2012 15:31

:0 to frontpaw

Oh god, what have I done.

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Justfeckingdoit · 24/04/2012 15:33

Grr Grin not teenage :0. Who do you think I am fecking iPad, Peter Andr... Oh fuck

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goodasgold · 24/04/2012 15:35

PA lives in Dormans Park, and goes for a curry in Lingfield (whilst loving his children).

Dormantland.

Justfeckingdoit · 24/04/2012 15:39

Thisisyesterday well I did know he had a coffee thingy in EG, but thought it was some kind of front, you know, coffee that makes you tan from the inside or something.

I had not considered that he might be a neighbour

I think I did more research for my last holiday than handing over my life savings

Note to self; spend less time lurking on mumsnet and more time researching on it.

Still, if it does tan you from the inside, I'd be up for trying it.

Since the life savings are now committed to a holiday free life as Peter Andre's neighbour.

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Justfeckingdoit · 24/04/2012 15:41

Goodasgold.

Oh holy crap.

Though I might well get some fun from entering dormontsland as my address on online forms and seeing if stuff still turns up.

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Seeline · 24/04/2012 15:44

I would imagine he would live in one of the more 'rural' huge places on the edge of hte village rather than the village centre. Or maybe one of the more 'select' huge houses in the private Dormans Park?

Justfeckingdoit · 24/04/2012 15:47

Seeline and I had just got my hopes up too...

It can become my new hobby. The Andre spot.

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teanosugar · 24/04/2012 20:05

Is it sad (oe creepy) I've just googled maps for Dormans Park?

wowee - thats a bit scrummy there isnt it?

CMOTDibbler · 24/04/2012 20:17

I like Dormansland, and used to go for a curry in Lingfield. We lived right on top edge of EG then.
Nice area, and you can get the most incredible wootastic meat in Forest Row

Justfeckingdoit · 24/04/2012 20:28

Oh CMOTdibbler always like a bit of wootastic andre meat

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