property porn again - see if you can look at pic 4 without actually LOLing

[Ponders]

\link{http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-32840980.html\ it is a beautiful house} & I wish I had £3.5m

but honestly, could they not have moved that machinery, just for the photo?

Show offs!

It's not Noel 'Beardy weirdy' Edmunds, is it?

Not a lot of pictures for such a big house, loads of the outside ( which looks lovely).
Write up a bit crap too

I did snigger a bit

Oh.

That's where my kiddies landed the toy

My heart ached at photo 2, but seriously - two of the helicopter - is is even included?

Perhaps it come with the house .

You owe me money for a new laptop Ponders - I just spluttered tea all over my keyboard.

Caused such a commotion that I had to explain mumsnet property porn to DP and show him the most expensive place near us. We might be buying more lottery tickets at the weekend

LOLOL

someone will buy it because of the helicopter alone.

All that money and no imagination, though...

Do you think they own the helicopter or rented it by the hour for photos?

'Tis a lovely house though

Oooooh I think I would have to put some stick things in a vase, a luvely feeechure wall and some laminate would just finish it all. THEN I could live there......

Is it just me or is it the same pic 4 and 6? Double show offs!!

pic 4 and then again in pic 6 just in case you missed it first time. Love the copter. House a bit 'meh'.

Had lunch at a country house restaurant once and a fellow diner arrived and departed in a mini one-man helicopter which he'd parked just outside the window on the lawn. Class

it is the same pic, toomuch, but no 4 doesn't appear in the thumbnails at the bottom so maybe it was duplicated by accident

(either that or they just want to make sure we don't overlook it )

No no I get it now, it's a carefully positioned tiny weeny matchbox helicopter being held in mid air by the etate agent so it looks like it's sitting on the lawn.

Like the Father Ted one...No, father, this is small, this is far away.

Is it in Essex btw?

I can't figure out where it is.

(yamaha piano...Nooooooo...could do better)

the telly looks crap next to the inglenook - could they not afford to build a cabinet or something?

Herts, Betty

near Hatfield/Potters Bar/South Mimms

they're all £2m + in this area

(lots of swimming pools...)

(not so many helicopters though )

Thanks Ponders. I know that area a bit and it puzzles me why it's so bloody £££.

I was born in Harlow and fgs it's fairly crap. I just don't get it.

TBH friends of mine who had their house on the market which had a helipad were persuaded to park a helicopter on it for the Sunday Times pictures
they normally just rented one by the hour

For once, I did actually LOL.

Or, more accurately, SNORTED out loud.

All that money and that furniture???

OMG! I lived there for a while! Didnt own it though - I rented the annex off the then owners - it was a very long time ago.

It is a lovely house - and no they didnt have a helicopter, but they did have a ghost