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Homes under the hammer

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nymphadora · 18/02/2011 11:42

Anyone like the stripey jacketed auctioneer? Dh & I think he's heading for a guest slot on something just can't decide what yet!

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ShowOfHands · 18/02/2011 11:44

The one that's in Devon a lot? I REALLY like him. Get a bit excited when he's on. He just seems so personable.

ShowOfHands · 18/02/2011 11:45

I thank yew google

Snotgobbler · 18/02/2011 11:50

not as fanciable as dirty, naughty 80s hair Martin.
Blimey did I say that out loud

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nymphadora · 18/02/2011 11:57

Snotgubbler - not only out loud but online for the world to seeWink did you see him on celebrity cash in the attic last week? His house was gorgeous

SOH- that's it he gets so excited & really knows his stuff

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Panzee · 18/02/2011 11:57

Snotgobbler - now way! Shock I always wonder what's underneath his extra long coat. Wink

ShowOfHands · 18/02/2011 11:59

Martin and his puns and terrible hair? I can't bear him. And stage school blonde that schleps along with him.

He seems to actually care nymphadora doesn't he? Is friendly and gets excited by interesting properties.

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nymphadora · 18/02/2011 12:01

Dh wants a campaign to get him his own show Hmm that would be more of the day wasted. We don't get anything done before 11am at the moment

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Snotgobbler · 18/02/2011 13:06

what could he do? Have you some ideas to pitch? I'm sure he's be up for it.
The blonde frizz eaze needing sidekick who's name I can't ever remember because I am too busy fantasising about Martin and black satin sheets, is Tamsin Outhwaite's best mate and I am sure they did go to stage school together.
I am ashamed I know this.

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nymphadora · 18/02/2011 16:07

Lol you do take it too seriously!

Stripey jacket mans show needs to be something like HUTH and maybe like location but can't think what...

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itstheyearzero · 18/02/2011 16:29

I always assumed that Martin was gay....?

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nymphadora · 18/02/2011 16:46

He has a wife. They were on celebrity cash in the attic last week

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Snotgobbler · 18/02/2011 17:16

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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nymphadora · 18/02/2011 17:32

Think it was last Friday. He also has a little boy. And a hot tub in the garden

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said · 18/02/2011 18:52

A hot tub in his garden? Shock Swinger

Snotgobbler · 18/02/2011 19:22
Grin
lalalonglegs · 18/02/2011 19:25

His wife has quite the strangest hair I've ever seen. Shock

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nymphadora · 18/02/2011 21:28

Yes backcombed/thick/??? Her hair

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SpringHeeledJack · 18/02/2011 21:31

oh my GOSH I meant to start a thread on the complete and utter awfulness that is HUTH yesterday

then I saw this and thought aaah, great, someone's beaten me to it

and what do I find? someone FANCYING That Dreadful Man?

for shame

SpringHeeledJack · 18/02/2011 21:34

...I like the way the 'expert' presenters, when going into a property, say perceptive things like: "Ooooh! orange wallpaper!" and "Eeeeew! seventies carpet"

they are idiots

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nymphadora · 19/02/2011 08:08

Just seen someone on twitter fancying woman. Apparently called Lucy.

Springheeledjack- we don't all fancy him just snotgubbler and her name says it all Wink

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SpringHeeledJack · 19/02/2011 10:26

he he he

Snotgobbler · 19/02/2011 20:05

poor misunderstood Martin and his Don Johnson dress sense. You are very mean.

Gutted it's not on iplayer, I can just imagine wife's hair, do you think they do each other's highlights of a saturday night?

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nymphadora · 20/02/2011 22:01

She had 80s hair too. reminded me of someone but not sure who.

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nymphadora · 20/02/2011 22:05

snotgubbler for you

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SpringHeeledJack · 20/02/2011 22:07

oh my GOD don't click on that link, anyone

alas it's too late for me