House of crazy - I usually sew mine on, but just on the opposite short sides, so my two have a tag to use to hang their stuff on the hooks that seem to be everywhere ..
There is no guarantee that the uniforms get home or are in better state, but at least the labels are a full name and not just the initials that can be scribbled on the small labels ....
Saying that, I have got to using taggits (they are the tags with a non-removable catch) and the iron on tapes and name labels from stuck on You.