Right, I'm c**p and fancy dress stuff and really hate it. My DS3 (Y5) has been asked to come to school next week for a french day dressed as an item of french food! Oh, what a brilliant idea. I'm in the sticks, working 4 days a week from home and have zero sewing abilities so what on earth can I do that's quick and easy? I thought a cop out would be a chef, but need white apron and chef hat for that - any really easy ideas gratefully received....