soem bratty kid has EATEN my son the shit

[WilliamGray]

ds3
big bite(wiht blood) on arm.
they were payign wrestling and kid bit him/
am cross. btu tbh i am crosser it wasnt Algie who did it because that kid has been a pita all year. I SO wanted it to be him and i had my speech to his mum all lined up along the lines of

" your son has interrupted my sons learnign ALL year and even that wasnt enough - oyu shoudl eb ashamed of oyurself to haev a child who is already so appallingly behaved in year r"

that was oging ot be it.
but it wasnt him

so what speeches woudl you like to let FORTh to kids in your kids classes?

if i ever meet the mum shodul i say " oh yes Algies mum
your son is a reet shit?"
or not

Encourage a friendship twixt Algie and the brat. Algie will be slowly chewed into oblivion. Voila.

GREAT
i mean hwo cna you be from a nromal family and be so bad in year r?
i may have to scarfice ds3 by lathering him in chocolate so algie tkaes a bite

THEn i can let rip

is your ds3 really only in reception? i thought all the cod boys were older.

no he is in recpetion
but is hard as nails

human bites can be nasty so should take him to gp.

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I thought you were saying the child was called Algae
I was going to say "that really is quite rude cod"

what a little turd

That's good.

I must say on first glance I read your post as 'some bratty kid has eaten my son's shit'

should still have AB even though tetnus is up to date btw.

algie has tetanus?

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AB - antibiotics

"It wasn't a bite, it was a love nibble!"

Copyright my (ex) friend, whose 8yo DD bit my 9yo DS, breaking the skin.

No to antibiotics unless it is a puncture wound or you know that NotAlgie has a raging infection of some sort.

algie? [shakes head]

Bitten and drew blood...what a little shit!

I hope his mother will be getting a speech from the teacher at least...?

I am going to get shot down in flames - but I don't care. NO reception child is "a little shit" and should never be described like that. Some children bite - it's horrible and antisocial and foul and they should be punished for it. But they are not "litle shits"

Rant over.

'fraid I agree with seeker on this one.

There is a child with special needs in ds's class - he is sometimes very aggressive towards the others and can hurt. He has the same name as three other boys in the year, so he is known by some parents as "little shit X" to distinguish him from the others. I LOATHE this and have got into some serious playground spats about it.

I would never refer to a small child as a shit .... in RL.

But on an internet forum sounding off because of bad behaviour, or because I have PMT (or for 101 other reasons) I would.

There is a difference.

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