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If i fantasize about slapping a nun, will i go to hell? Although if i do i will meet her there!!! (my DD is getting bullied at school and she is as bad as the children!!)

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Aimsmum · 10/10/2007 15:20

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Tortington · 10/10/2007 15:21

yes - you and nun both doomed to hell

your nun generalisation - as a generalisation is spot on.

Blandmum · 10/10/2007 15:26

is this the nun in question?

Sheherazadethegoat · 10/10/2007 15:29

nuns are crazy. sounds like a right bitch. if the head doesn't sort it out demand a meeting with the nun and don't let her give you any of that nun shit (believe me i have been there).

on the other hand your little girl will grow up with lots of evil nun anecdotes and possibly a best selling novel.

pagwatch · 10/10/2007 15:30

My mum is in her 70's and still has to restrain herself if she comes within 100 feet of a nun. Seriously - i have to remind her they are DIFFERENT NUNS ! The ones she hates are all gone to a better place .

CountessDracula · 10/10/2007 15:31

Why is there a nun in the playground? Surely she should be busy flagellating herself with a cat o'nine tails in a for her sins in a convent somewhere or some such nonsense, not indulging in ritual humiliation of small children?

Sheherazadethegoat · 10/10/2007 15:31

no they are teh same nuns, they keep recycling them let your mother at them.

Aimsmum · 10/10/2007 15:31

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harman · 10/10/2007 15:32

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Sheherazadethegoat · 10/10/2007 15:32

'not indulging in ritual humiliation of small children? ' that is their raison d'etre. its not like they are allowed any purpose or respect like man nuns (i.e. priest and monks) so they satisfy themselves by hitting at those who cannot defend themselves.

Aimsmum · 10/10/2007 15:33

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CountessDracula · 10/10/2007 15:34

Maybe you should buy a rampant rabbit, wrap it up in a box and get your dd to give it to the nun with a note saying "you clearly need this, go and give yourself a good seeing to you sadistic old bint" or something

Tortington · 10/10/2007 15:35

ask for anti bullying policy
ask how you complain formally about members of staff

should suitable make people shit themselves - even if you dont do anthing

oliveoil · 10/10/2007 15:35

By Sheherazadethegoat on Wed 10-Oct-07 15:29:09

nuns are crazy. sounds like a right bitch. if the head doesn't sort it out demand a meeting with the nun and don't let her give you any of that nun shit (believe me i have been there).

ROFL

quote of the week

don't let her give you any of that nun shit!! lololololololol

CountessDracula · 10/10/2007 15:35

nun post rabbit session

LadyHex · 10/10/2007 15:37

Put it all in writing.
Ask for a copy of the bullying policy.
Give them a week to get back to you to tell you how they are going to deal with it.

Nun slapping should only be used as a last resort!

TigerFeet · 10/10/2007 15:37

Well if you are going to hell, then so am I. I want to slap most of the nuns that taught me really really hard. There is something about their way of life that results in them being hardened, bitter old witches.

Go on, slap her. I'll hold her down for you

Aimsmum · 10/10/2007 15:38

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Sheherazadethegoat · 10/10/2007 15:39

oo - thank you i am so proud!

'There is something about their way of life that results in them being hardened, bitter old witches.' it is no great mystery is it?

Aimsmum · 10/10/2007 15:42

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harman · 10/10/2007 15:44

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TigerFeet · 10/10/2007 15:57

No, Sheherazadethegoat, no great mystery at all - therefore I think that CD's suggestion of 15.34 is the way forward

seeker · 10/10/2007 15:58

Slap her for me too. And as you do it, think "this one's for Sister Theodosia and this is for Sister Eustachia and this one's for Sister Maximiliana.

I am with pagwatch's mum. They are not different nuns -they are a hive consiousness they are like the Borg collective. Hit one and you get them all. Go for it, pagwatch's mum!

Seriously, is this a state school? What is a nu n doing there anyway, evil or not evil? Not that non-evil nuns exist.......

marthamoo · 10/10/2007 16:08

I don't know nuns. Are there any nice ones?

seeker · 10/10/2007 16:13

No.

Doodledootoo · 10/10/2007 16:18

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