Only a 5 year old...

[Gingerbear]

Would write:

"I love my sgwl"
"I like thees culus"
"I can see my techs"
"I can see my frens"

I don't have the heart to correct her phonetic spellings.

ahhhhh ayn jell

mayks mi hart mellt
X

excellent! just the sort of thing you have to save, don't forget to put her age and date on it as well!!
I love dd's creative spellings

Bless!

Am supposed to be going to bed but maybe you can help me. Dd is now 10 but we found a thing this week that she wrote in reception.

My best subject is(printed)....ritin
When I grow up I'll be a ...teetcha
My favourite programme is...bers
My hobbies are...Lpos or possibly Lioos

What is this last one?

lol littlelapin! She must have been ahead of her time!

lego?

LOL at culus. Already good at Latin?

My 5 year old neice wrote a not to 5 year old dd saying if you stop doing that i'll give you chocolate.

If yoo stop doowen that i wil giv yoo shookloot.

And dd wrote a story about a turtoyl

god you're right rabbit
niece
niece
niece
niece

i before e, except after c.

I've had alot of wine, i'm tired, get off my case pesky rabbit!

gowdam okwud litul rabit just arse-king to be put in a py.

Wha? Knock yo sel a pro slick!

Oh, I have saved them hana.
hatrick, love the pinc tits!
sorry posey, have no idea about the last one!

Had a girl write 'f*ck you' instead of thank you 'fank you'? but with bad letter formation?
bless. I nearly blew my top but got her to read it to me first.

excellent, my ds4 (6) wrote a poewim for his dad today, and he's not a bad speller generally

West midlands, gingerbear?

No, South Yorks Colditz