Does anyone know if this school exists? 
Primary school within 2 hours of London commute (more than 200 pupils);
Modern and bright building, large open grassy grounds;
Ofsted outstanding; extremely high Key Stage 2 performance results;
Near a highly reputed secondary school;
In a really really lovely area which is a great place to live.
Or am I kidding myself? If so, please give me a kick and I will take a reality check 