Yoursmartchildnow

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I think you have very effectively written off your potential market on here!

It is student tutor/s.

Because your children don't need old school. They need new school. Hip cool and groovy. In Eggyham.

ooh Patricia, share it! gwan

Why would you make your username the name of a business if you had nothing to do with them?

maybe its just one of those crazy wild chance things! Or perhaps she changed her name by deedpoll in honour of the great service she received

oh all the posts have gone!!!

hooray

(will look out for more under a different name now )

Oh she just accused me of being rude and having a rival tutor business that wasn't doing well! Classic defence of the terminally dumb. Very amusing.

@onimolap

MNHQ are no longer reply to individual reports of posts - I hope this means they're doing something clever behind the scenes to stop more posts (and hopefully delete the whole lot!)

Guess none of us will be using their services after this!

Hello. And thanks to all who reported this particularly enthusiastic spammer. You will all get an individual reply in due course...

\link{http://www.childcare.co.uk/profile/yoursmartchildnow/\not just tuition} but tuition and babysitting combined!!!

wow - what skilful marketing...

(only in Dorking though - not Eggham - shame)

I like At the comfort of your home or Library! Better than a professional tutor!

teachers equals professional, but not in grades.. enthusiastic students equal amazing grades, easily made in a fun way'

I say we do away with teachers altogether...they clearly prevent good grades in some evil boring trousered way

You are just all jealous because you is all old school.

I am really new school.

Actually I feel bad now. Krusty is probably some very eager 20 year old who thought up a really good marketing whizz. How hard can it be? Old mums are dead stupid.

'boring teachers equals professional, but not in grades.. enthusiastic students equal amazing grades, easily made in a fun way'

it can't be written by a native English speaker

I reported 4 threads and then gave up.

please, pagwatch...

I is new school, innit!

phoney!

Nah. You is prehistoric and shit.

MNHQer on duty probably needs some as well!

blud, you is real man!

(I think I'll try this tomorrow, lesson...I'm sure they'll all take me more seriously)

it looks like its a babysitting service?

oh no it's only 6 days old and you've already killed it off

the shame

I am Liking the unusual Capitalisation of odd Words! and sporadic Use of Exclamation points!

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One thing this spamming has highlighted is how many of the same questions keep being asked over and over again

and you never noticed that before!

Sounds like a teenager trying to set up her own business. Good on her I say, she could do with rewriting her adverts and doing it properly though.

Part of problem was that they resurrected many many old threads, so yes the same questions come up but not in a week, these were threads that were in some cases years old!!

Someone definitely had too much time on their hands today!