Is the moo-moo a normal place to get stretchmarks?

[TheFruitWhisperer]

There are two, just above the hairline. Ive oiled and yet no change.

Im only 4 months???

A fanny is only your arse in the USA Quality, in the UK its your flange/muff/moo-moo!

I can't answer your question OP. While I do have stretch marks, I haven't been able to see my pubes for many, many weeks.

I coudn't see my pubes before I got pregnant

yep got two of the little buggers down there already! I'm only 13 weeks!

I'll let you know once I'm able to see it again.

Can't tell you if your moo-moo is normal, sorry, but I've just renamed mine, and will now be keeping an eye out for stretchies on my vuvuzela.

What the fuck is a moo-moo?

No need to be coy we are all grown ups and can cope with words like vagina, vulva, etc etc.

it's a fanjo of course!

Is your moo-moo the same as your tuppence?

It's a fanjo FGS!

hmm I'm only here to say 'moo'

er, OP, I think if you're gonna get stretch marks, you'll get them anywhere..

Alternatively- are you sure these are stretchmarks? Not a trouser seam/ tight knickers causing a red mark?

If they are stretchmarks, er, umm, er. You're normal. ish.

foo foo is the one I was taught by the dear midwife when I was delivering I have stretch marks in most places but admittedly not there!

I LOVE vuvuzela! In fact, I'm going to adopt it for polite conversation (not that I get much of that). May I,Barkfox?

After examination, they are defo stretchmarks.

I honestly never expected to gain weight there...

'Does my fanny look fat in this?' is one sentence Im keen to avoid.

Lol at the moo moo! Makes me wonder if you find lost moomins roaming in your thatch....

Its not gaining weight OP - its thin skin with not much elasticity being stretched...

We can't be the only ones, ReshapeWhileDamp - I snort every time I hear it. And it shortens to VUVU. Perfect.

Barkfox, for added comedy value, Vuvu (vovo) is what I called my Portuguese grandparents. (It wasn't just me - most Portuguese grandparents are called vovo.) Getting a bit Freudian now.

i have them from about 2 inches just below my muffler hair up to my lower belly. Like rivulets, didn't even notice till about ayr after dd was born. They are horrible, and the skin is slack cos it's got no tone, cos its stretched beyond repair. Crap innit.

Also laughing at moo-moo!!

But noonie?

Jacky Danny