The Why List

[Sayuri]

I figured that it could be fun to put together a list of pregnancy things that make you say "why??" -- they are retorical

Here's mine

Why is my sense of smell so sensitive if everything I smell makes me feel sick!

Why do I have worse spots now than I ever had when I was a teenager?

Why is it only the meals I really enjoy that I throw up?

Why did I just cry whilst watching Hollyoaks?!

why do my feet look like baked potatoes at this time of night?

why cant i poo?!!
and when i do poo its the size of the freckin titanic?!!!!!!!!!

And why do complete strangers (some without asking) insist on rubbing the bump???.....im going to start rubbing their bloody boobs if there not careful.

Why doesn't anyone tell you beforehand to make the most of pooing regularly, because you're not going to be doing that for a while?

why does it feel like the entire contents of my abdomen are going to drop through my fanjo?
why am I always tired?
why do I only want to eat crap food?
why do babies not come on their due date?
why am I a miserable sod when pregnant?

lolliepopmother.....because hollyoaks is real.

ps
I miss pooing