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user1479150521 · 29/11/2016 20:27

If you don't laugh you will cry! Thought I would share my morning with all of you so we can all laugh at our bad times!
So this morning I was in a surprisingly good mood, no pains in the night, slept like a log and my husband had started my car so I didn't have to freeze driving to work. I was hungry! For the first time since knowing I was preg I wanted breakfast! (I am now 7 weeks) So I though I'll treat myself and have some toast, I'll not push it and have it dry. So I got in my car on way to work munching away and I finished it all! Thought I'll have a piece of chewing gum freshen the breathe! Oooooo what a bad mistake that was, I started choking then was like shit I can't breathe luckily I could see a lay by on the Motorway straight ahead so in a frantic panic I pulled into the lay by not being able to see because I was chocking so hard I was in tears. I open the car door to spit this nasty piece of gum out and what happen.... in plane sight of one of the busiest motorways at 8am I threw up right out my car door!! I just looked at the sick and said bye bye toast it was nice while it lasted hahahahahaha

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thecatsarecrazy · 29/11/2016 20:32

Oh dear. I was sick on the bus on the way home from work once. Luckily I had a carrier bag on me and did it in that. Trouble is I also had shopping in it.

mumwhatnothing · 29/11/2016 20:40

Oh the joys and deception of morning sickness

SarahOoo · 29/11/2016 22:11

I have so many stories like that! The best one is when I puked up my pasta dinner....didn't have time to hit the flush before the second wave came and all the puke splashed back into my face!

I've also wet myself about 7 times due to the force of all heaving!

timeforachangeithink · 29/11/2016 22:15

I was sitting in rush hour traffic going nowhere fast and had to open my door to be sick out it. I was only sick about 3 times during my pregnancy but that one will live in my memory! Blush

LauraK1987 · 30/11/2016 20:35

Oh no!!! I'm the exact opposite! I can't get enough of food! I'm 9weeks today and for the last month I've done nothing but eat, I feel sick 24/7 and the only thing that seems to ease it is stuffing my face 😂

SquedgieBeckenheim · 30/11/2016 20:52

When I was about 10 weeks pregnant I threw up in my lunch bag on the way home from work.

ExcitedMamaToBe · 30/11/2016 21:04

SarahOoo i pee'd myself from heaving so hard as well haha

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