Smart remarks from hormonal ladies

[beansprout]

I just asked a male colleague, who was trying to take the p*ss out my walk/waddle - "so, tell me then, what IS the trick to walking with a huge stomach?"

Grrrr

And show him the goriest labour picture you can find. Heh heh heh....

Piglit - was I evil before or is it purely due to my unborn child?

No, no, no. You are not (and never have been) evil. Some people just need putting straight. And we put them straight. Simple. We're actually doing them a favour.

Ah yes, of course, you are so right. These people need help, and really, we are just angels of mercy, here to guide them...right?

I bet we wouldn't find "fck off you cnt" on the spirituality thread though!!

Every time I see that I burst out laughing. I am trying the "pg dehydrated laydee who needs to go home early to rest because she is about to expire" angle today and laughing out loud isn't helping my cause! We don't even have a water cooler here.