So the HV rang at 9.30 to say she'd be calling in at 11 for 'antenatal contact' (she's late!). I've since not stopped tidying.... and my house is pretty okay anyway, despite dd (4) being off school all week with d&v!).
I've even dragged the soda stream from the top of the kitchen unit to dust before putting it back.... on the off chance that when offered a drink she requests sparkling water 
So anyone else become irrational about it? It's not even like it's my first... and it's the same HV that looked after us last time anyway!
Tell me your stories and make me feel better, the more rediculus the better!