Weirdest pregnancy dream?

[Discopanda]

OK ladies, who's been experiencing weird dreams whilst pregnant? I took a test the day my period was due because I had a dream that a triceratops the size of a cat kept wandering into my house so that was a "ahhh I must be pregnant" moment for me. Last night I dreamt that I was on the Great British Bake off and Pink (the singer) had replaced Paul Hollywood as a judge, for my showstopper I baked a beetroot the size of a football and covered it in chocolate. Who has a weird pregnancy dream to share?

I've had loads, the most bizarre one I was in the back of a car, and a giant ostrich kept trying to get in to attack me. I was only allowed to have one door of the car closed at once (?!?!?!?!) so had to keep frantically opening and shutting doors in it's face while it went round and round the car trying to get at me....seriously weird!!!

i've had loads recently, far more than I ever had with DS.
Of course i can't remember any now, but they are very complex and details and very weird.
last night I dreamt, within a bigger dream, that my 2yo DS started bfing again. he just yanked my bra down and latched on. not weird as such, but very disconcerting in some ways...!
def some issues re guilt about DC2 (due in Nov) taking his place as my baby..??!!

I keep waking up panicking in the night after having vivid dreams about ghosts and being watched. I lost my dad when i was 10 years old and im hoping its not some weird sign he's watching me or something . Also i keep dreaming about people throwing up i wish that one would stop!.

The night before last I dreamed I gave birth and it was completely pain free - I felt amazing and totally didn't care when they told me I had a 3rd degree tear which needed to be sewn up (still no pain). I just felt relaxed and happy.

DS1's birth was traumatic so my subconscious is either busy deluding myself or the natal hypnotherapy CDs are doing something good because the blissed out happy state was not something I would have consciously associated with birth (until now!). DH thinks that it shows I am fine with things maybe going a bit awry. Never had a birth dream before!

The other night I dreamt that my husband had been cheating on me with Victoria Pendleton - the cyclist. I don't even know what she looks like, just that was the name running through my head all night. I'm still a little put out by it all. What a b*itch!

hahaha...love them all!
great to know...we are all in the same boat.
i had this really weird one in which my husband turned into an alien...all green two toed alien type...it was really really weird!

I've had lots if weird dreams, but last night I dreamt i had a good night sleep!! In the dream I had slept through til midday, when in truth I was awake as usual at 6am after broken sleep.

My weirdest was that I was in the army, stationed in Afganistan, away from DH, and found out it was pregnant. I then got kidnapped by the Taliban, and went into labour but had to have an EMCS. The only medic they had had never done a CS before, and literally only had a table and a scalpel, but it was a success and baby and I were both fine. I somehow managed to escape, and got back to the UK in time for Christmas, and managed to find DH in a big city square under all the Christmas lights. It was the best Christmas present ever, and he was so relieved to have us back!

I've felt a lot calmer about labor since then! Think I should make it into a movie or something.