sex and pineapples!!

[thegingerone]

I'm 38 weeks and my life has been reduced to

eating a pineapple a day
wondering if my DH will become suspicious( ie used) if my libido suddenly returns NOW
chosing curry/heartburn over sleep as a major decision
adding to everyone else's "I'm sick of still being preg " threads
hoping everytime I go to the loo, I find a big blob of bloody mucus when I wipe.
swigging straight from one of the various Gaviscon bottles littered around the house (or from the Gaviscon "Frubes" in my handbag!!!)

I'm planning to walk (very quickly) into my local town to buy RLT (but secretly hope that the walk will induce labour and I'll be able to hilariously recount the story in future on threads entitled "Does RLT work?"

Dontya LOVE this bit?

"special" milkshakes (Gags quietly in corner)

Lowering the tone further. It's one thing to ingest (or otherwise) in moment of intimacy ,but I can't imagine sitting down with a glass of "man juice". Although someone did describe Gaviscon as aniseed flavoured spunk to me once so maybe I've been steeling myself all pregnancy.

Ok lol is everyone talking about swallowing erm semen here? Coz that's what I'm getting n its making me feel just a wee bit sick! Lol. I don't think when I get to my due date I cud possibly stomach it. Its the texture. Anyways I tried loads with my Ds 1, nothing worked..sex, vindaloo the lot. Had to get induced as pre clampsia at 40+11, although was 1cm dilated. And my honest opinion what started the pre-clampsia and me dilating that tiny bit..well my partner went to france day before for 12 days on a' course' so caused me to be very upset and stressed

OMG. What started as a (intended) light hearted rant has turned into a discussion on "swallowing".