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Is Flum up the duff?

81 replies

Flum · 01/09/2005 20:34

Mmmmmm. Haven't been on here for ages. Been maniacical getting married. It all went with out a hitch and was effing brilliant, to all those who supported me during my 'organising misery'. My DP (now DH ahhhhhhhhhh ) was a total rock and took over all the organising and all i had to do was get my nails done.

Any way crazy month DPs business went down the slammer. We are officially a no income family. Scawry!!!!!

Loads of our mates clubbed together and got us a honeymoon as we couldn't afford one. How darn nice is that. It was wicked, Sicily.

Anyway I digress.

Am I up the duff. Could be. Wedding night baby!!! Boobs a touch sore, feeling bit icky.

I've got this First Response testing kit sitting on the table in front of me. Felt it only fair to share.........

Anyway I know how you crazy birds love this kind of thing.............

Shall I , not due on 5 days though

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MarsLady · 01/09/2005 20:52

FLUM.... for the love of all that's holy......DO THE TEST!!!!!!!!!!

Springchicken · 01/09/2005 20:52

I done this to all others TTC at the same time as me but i knew the results and i jusgt wanted to keep them hanging. Know how it feels now !

QueenOfQuotes · 01/09/2005 20:53

What's a dishwasher got to do with peeing on a stick???

Well you'll have to stop smoking whether you test or not if you are Pg.

You can still go - AF still not due so even if you ARE pg - you can pretend you didn't know yet.

Springchicken · 01/09/2005 20:55

I tried that QoQ and felt soooo guilty about it. I knew i was pg before i had tested but still went to a theme park a few days before AF was due and went on all the great rides. Felt like a nasty lady for days afterwards

Springchicken · 01/09/2005 20:59

Seriously Flum, this is taking suspense to the extreme.

MarsLady · 01/09/2005 21:05

I do think that the requisite 3 mins are up!

flamesparrow · 01/09/2005 21:06

How long does it take this girl to pee?

EvesBigFatMama · 01/09/2005 21:07

Enid..very good film..very weird

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Flum · 01/09/2005 21:09

Done it. Got 3 minutes to wait. Just time for a quick swig of wine and a fag before the results.

be great. happy if i am and happy if i'm not, which is nice situation to be in.

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flamesparrow · 01/09/2005 21:10
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kid · 01/09/2005 21:10

I'm here waiting for the result too, this is addictive!

MarsLady · 01/09/2005 21:10

Okay, so 9.12 we should have the answer. Actually let's be generous and give her till 9.15!

Springchicken · 01/09/2005 21:10

Oh quick, gulp, drag, gulp, drag

swiperfox · 01/09/2005 21:11

I'm sitting watching too and refreshing the page constantly!! This is better than tv!!

flamesparrow · 01/09/2005 21:11

is it time?????????

Springchicken · 01/09/2005 21:12

Are you sitting watching it or is it in the bathroom?

swiperfox · 01/09/2005 21:12

must be a result now......

Wallace · 01/09/2005 21:13

You know if it si negative you will have to test again in the morning?

flamesparrow · 01/09/2005 21:14

C'mon!!

MarsLady · 01/09/2005 21:14

I need to go to the bathroom... do you honestly think I'm going anywhere yet?

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Flum · 01/09/2005 21:14

Its upstairs in the bathroon. I daren't go up.

DH still out hunting for Chardonnay.

ho hum

I think I'll go up anyway in 1 minute

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Xena · 01/09/2005 21:14

Come on flum

flamesparrow · 01/09/2005 21:15

Hands up who thinks she already knows and is just enjoying teasing us???

Xena · 01/09/2005 21:15

Have you done it though?

swiperfox · 01/09/2005 21:15

go go go go go!!!!!!