What do you call their privates?

[PurplePenguin25]

Okay, so, DS is 10, so potty training was a longgg time ago and we always referred to his penis as a willy... But what about girls? I'm due a DD

I use vagina but I'll probably be told off in a minute for not using vulva

I have a DD, we say "Flue".
Honestly don't know why, its just sort of come about..

My mother called it my "front bottom"

I call it a vulva.
Boys have a penis.

Fanny and willy for our boy and girl but they both know the correct terminology as well. Well sort of, my girl (6) still seems to call it her pagina

Willy & Gina (the same sound as the ending of Vagina)

Boy - penis
Girl - chuff or vagina
Haven't gone into the whole Vulva / vagina / piss flaps thing yet

Didgeridoo

Do you mean what you will call your DD's parts to your DS? Or what you will call them to DD in due course?

If the first option, you will have to say vulva or fanny or something naff like girls bottom. Actually you will have a chance to educate him as to the location of the clitoris (he will grow up thinking everyone just knows where it is....). If the second, anything will do for a few years.

FWIW, my DS named my DD's parts as a "wee-wee patch" which was accurate from his point of view (he was 2; she was newborn)

We call it a moo.